THE FICTIONAL TIMES

An independent product of Gary Gordon Productions

          

ENTERTAINMENT

HOLLYWOOD
GOES TO WAR!

See The Guns Of Kabul, starring Kevin Spacey, Madonna, Wolf Blitzer and Ben Stiller, opening next week at a theatre near you!

AND DON'T MISS THESE GREAT NEW MOVIES:

  • Tora Bora Hand Gestures; a Multiple References/Implausible Films production, directed by Marcel Marceau, starring Rudolph Giuliani, George W. Bush, Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman; with a special appearance and music by Mick Jagger; it tells the exciting story of the role of hand gestures in fighting terrorism.

  • The Magnificent Five, How The War For Afghanistan Was Won; written by Joe Eszterhas, directed by Ron Howard, starring Gregory Peck, Demi Moore, and Five Guys Named Muhammed; from the bestseller by Phillip Roth and Stephen Ambrose

  • All The President's Father's Men directed by John D. Rockefeller, written by Allen Dulles and Jack Philby, with music by Bob Roberts

  • Enduring Freedom; The Second Greatest Story Ever Told starring Angelina Jolie, Aaron Brown, and Barney; written by John Milius and Cameron Crowe

  • The Taking Of Altanta 1,2,3 starring Richard Harris, Nicole Kidman, Jack Black, John Ratzenberger, a Rhett Butler-Wm. Sherman Film directed by Nick Fury

  • Air Force One II, Return Of The President starring Gene Hackman, Charlton Heston, and Gwyneth Paltrow, with music by Pearl Jam and Neil Young

  • The Thin Red Line In The Sand starring Brad Pitt, Elizabeth Hurley and Barry Sadler, directed by T.E. Lawrence

  • Harry Potter And The Warring Factions Of Post-Taliban Afghanistan starring Daniel Radcliffe, Matt Damon, Jack La Lanne and Cher, with music by Orin Hatch, Vanna White, Kid Rock, and Harvey Keitel

  • Back To Normal starring John Travolta, Demi Moore and Ken Kesey, written by David Mamet and Lionel Chetwynd, from the paragraph by Tom Wolfe

  • Rotten Infrastructure starring Kirk Douglas, Douglas MacArthur, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Jeanie C. Riley, Gene Autry, Audrey Hepburn and either Gene Hackman or Michael Caine as the President

  • The Man Who Would Be King starring George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, Jesse Jackson and introducing J.K. Rowling as The Secret Military Tribunal

  • Robert Redford as a rebellious prisoner in Jihad Dawn.

    ALL PLAYING AT THEATERS NEAR YOU!! (If you live near a theater)



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