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 WINONA RYDER WINS CALIFORNIA GOVERNER ELECTION Shoplifting Was Key Immodesto, CA - (GNS) - Actress Winona Ryder, best known for her audition for the lead role as a shoplifter in the lavish Martin Scorcese period film Shoplifter, coming to a theatre near you next summer, will be the next Governor of California. With 85% of the vote in, Ryder beat both incumbent G. Raid Avis and GOP Challenger B. Ills Imon. Analysts cite the shoplifting charge and trial as the key to Ryder's victory. "Almost everyone has shoplifted. They could identify with her. And no one has ever questioned her leadership abilities or her vision for this state," said Caen Olny, a political commentator on KLYD radio in Torrance. "She's just awesome," said a fan and supporter at what used to be the Ambassador Hotel. Ryder said her first action as governor would be to outlaw surveillance tapes. "People who film people should get permission. I get paid for being on film. So get real," she said. |
