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U.N. SENDS U.S. TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE FOR HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS New York, NY - (GNS) - The U.N. Commission on Human Rights sent the U.S. to the Principal's office for its long record of human rights abuses and hypocrisy. While the meeting in the Principal's office was closed to the public, reliable sources report the Principal was upset less about U.S. human rights violations than its failure to live up to its goals and ideals. "Nobody expects Lybia or Sudan to care about human rights," the Principal reportedly said, "But the U.S. says it cares, so it should." Sources said of particular concern was the failure of the U.S. to support a Landmines Treaty. "Really, what the hell are you thinking?" the Principal reportedly demanded to know. After the closed session, U.N. Ambassador Dan Quayle was required to write on the board one hundred times: I will not be hipocriticale. I will not be hipocriticale. |
