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SYRIANS QUESTION AL QAEDA SUSPECT Damascus, Syria - (GIN) - Al Qaeda suspect Mohammed Haydar "The Haymaker" Zammar was questioned by Syrian officials yesterday after he was handed over to them by the Morroccan government. The Syrian Minister of Partial Transcripts released a partial transcript of the interrogation: "Cigarette?" "Yes, thank you." "Nice day, huh?" "If you like this kind of weather." "You don't like Syrian weather?" "You didn't bring me here to talk about the weather." "Maybe we did and maybe we didn't." "I tell you nothing." "On the contrary, you have already told us a great deal." "Nothing you did not already know." "We'll be the judge of that." "Why do you do the work of the Americans?" "Who says we are working for them?" "Al Qaeda is at war with them, you are holding me prisoner. You do the math." "You are much too linear. It's not a question of simple math. This is a three-dimenensional war with many planes of reality. Didn't you learn anything in your quantum physics classes at the Taliban training camp?" "The Koran does not mention quantum physics." "The Koran does not say to remain ignorant." "So what does quantum physics tell you?" "It tells me that given the nature of time and space, we have already had this conversation." "And what did you learn from it?" "That remains to be seen." American officials were divided over the meaning of Syria's knowledge of quantum physics. |
