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U.S. PLANS SURPRISE ATTACK ON IRAQ Operation "Mum's The Word" In The Works Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - The Pentagon confirmed plans for a surprise attack against Iraq yesterday and continued not-so-secret preparations. "We will attack Iraq by surprise," General Shemp Stogie, commander of Operations Mum's The Word said. Stogie confirmed Iraq knew about the plans. "Yes, they know we're planning a surprise attack, but they don't know we know they know," he said. Air attacks will be launched from Turkey, he said. He said ground forces will be massed as they were during Operation Desert Stromthurmond, in Saudi Arabia. "That'll be the surprise part," he said. "Whether or not the Saudis let us use their land as a staging area." |
