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SUMMIT LEADERS PRAISE DEMOCRACY, CONDEMN PROTESTS Colony of Canada, U.S.A. - (IGN) - Sporting RCMP hats and Wayne Gretzky-autographed hockey pucks, leaders at the Free Trade Arrangement of the Americas summit held a press conference and praised democracy and condemned the protests. "Democracy good, protest bad," declared U.S. Praysident George W. "Dubya" Bush, his arms around Mexican Jefe Vincente Fox and Canda's Prime Minister What's-His-Name? "Free trade es muy bueno," Fox agreed, adding, "We don' need no stinkin' badges." "Hey," said the Canadian Prime Minister, besieged with charges that Canadian Bacon factories will move to Guatemala once the new trade agreements are finalized. "I want to thank Nelson Eddy and Cantinflas for making this possible," Bush said, adding that he was glad the media never asked "free trade for who." |
