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BRITNEY SPEARS, EMINEM, 'N SYNC, SHANIA TWAIN ORGANIZE STOCK AID CONCERTS & Gilbert Hurricane Fictional Times Correspondents New York, NY - (GNS) - The cream of American music announced yesterday they are teaming up to organize and headline a series of benefit concerts to aid the failing stock market. Dubbed "Stock Aid", the concerts will feature Britney Spears, 'N Sync, Eminem, and Shania Twain. "You know, the stock market is in trouble," Spears said at the press conference on Wall Street yesterday. "There comes a time when some people need a helping hand," said 'N Sync, together, simultaneously, in perfect harmony. "We're following in the footsteps of great American musicians like Pete Seeger, Neil Young, and Bob Roberts," Twain said. "And the rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated," she added. Eminem is reportedly working on a song for the event. The working title is, "Save The Stockholders From The Fuckin' Homo Conspiracy To Ruin The World." |
