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49 STATES FAIL TO RECALL GOVERNORS Public Apathy Is Blamed Joliet, IL - (G) - All but one state failed to recall its governor in what experts at the Joliet Institute of Public Policy And Stuff said amounts to "public apathy of historic proportions." "California, as wacky and nutso as it is, is the only state to recall its governor less than a year after re-electing him," said Dr. Darrell Darrell of the JIPPS. "We are facing a public apathy crisis of biblical proportions," he declared. "Not since the Chinese failed to put down the Roman Empire after Jesus visited them a really long time ago has such a large population failed to face up to its responsibilities to its country and the world," Darrell said. Darrell said JIPPS studied each state and found there was just as much reason to recall governors in all states as there was to recall the governor of California. "If that's not a standard then I don't know what is," he declared. Darrell, and Dr. Issa Issa, said their Report To The Nation On Public Apathy In The Face Of Problems & Stuff will be released later this week, and has been excerpted in Public Apathy Digest. "To paraphrase Lincoln, a nation that sleeps should be beside itself," Darrell said. |
