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CHINESE AGREE TO RETURN SPY PLANE IN PIECES Whambam, China - (GIN) - Chinese officials announced today the United States can have its spy plane, but only if it is dismantled and sent back in pieces. The Chinese attached additional conditions to the arrangement. The reassembly instructions must be in Chinese, and piece 1,437-B, a critical bracket, will be missing and only available on backorder. The Chinese did agree to include chopsticks and a fortune cookie with the shipment. |
