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SPIELBURG TO REMAKE MORE KUBRICK MOVIES
By Dave Manning
Fictional Times Movie Critic

Hollywood, CA - (GNS) - Steven Spielburg, fresh of the success of A-I, conceived by Stanley Kubrick, announced he will remake three Kubrick classics.
     "We're going to do Dr. Intelligence, then A Clockwork Intelligence, then Full Metal Intelligence," the famed director said.
     "And we may also do Artifical Lolita, but, one thing at a time," he said.
     Dr. Intelligence will explore what would have happened if robots ran the world during the Cold War. A Clockwork Intelligence will explore how clocks have ruled the world since their invention, and must be destroyed by roving bands of thugs-- "or must they?".
     And Full Metal Intelligence will explore what would have happened in Vietnam if the U.S. had signed a pact with Ho Chi Minh and fought against The Empire.
     "Pretty wild, huh?" Spielburg said.
     Meanwhile, Kubrick, who died last year, has announced plans to remake Schindler's List, "as a musical."
     "I see it as The Music Man," was all the decaying, tight-lipped director would say.