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SOURCES CONFIRM SOURCES TELL SOURCES THAT SOURCES KNOW WHAT SOURCES SAID
Rampant Speculation Continues
Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - Hearsay is replacing speculation as several sources confirmed what was only surmised in the case of the missing evidence surrounding the disappearance of what was it that we were talking about?
     Newspersons and people who purport to be newspersons declared on a variety of Sunday talkshows that what they had was not just hearsay, but hard, irrefutable hearsay.
     "This hearsay is incontrovertible," said someone who seemed to know, after a clip of a police officer who did not confirm the hearsay was aired.
     An attorney who argued against the insistence that hearsay was fact was attacked and criticized for what some called "his obvious narrow-minded, biased attitudes."
     Cooler heads did not prevail, according to, uh, sources.