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SEX PROBABLY OCCURRED AT ATLANTA STRIP CLUB
Sports Figures Testify They Were Comped Sex
Atlanta, GA - (GNS) - Sex probably occurred at the strip club in Atlanta where women take their clothes off and rub up against guys, according to Atlanta prosecutor Cotton Mather.
     "There is testimony that girls gave oral sex to prominent sports figures, for free," Mather said.
     "I never get exotic dancer sex for free," he said.
     Club owners explained it wasn't their policy to encourage the girls to blow lawyers.
     "Sports guys draw. Lawyers? When's the last time you ever said to yourself, 'hey, I'm goin' to that strip club 'cause they got famous lawyers there'," said Mark Magdalene, the owner of the strip club.
     "I mean, we don't call the club 'The Sports Job' for nothin'," he said.