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RUSSIA, CHINA GO ON DATE
Deny Rumors of Being More Than "Just Friends" Romantic Beijing, China - (GIN) - Chinese Premier Jiang Zemin and Russian President Vlad "the Lad" Putin went on a date last night. Many world leaders see this as "the beginning of a beautiful friendship." But some say it is more than that. "These two are getting involved," said "Dr." Laura Schlesinger. "Yes, they are," agreed Dr. Joyce Brothers. Schlesinger and Brothers testified before the Senate Committee on Foreign Intimate Relations. "President Bush is going to have to send flowers if he wants to stay in the running," Schlesinger said. "Candy, too," said Brothers. Putin, through a spokesman and translator of dubious qualifications, said "We're just good filing cabinets." It was reported in Italian newspapers that Zemin "found favor with Putin's cologne." Quoting Chairman Mao, Zemin said, "Every great romance begins with the first, small hug." |
