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RENO'S AGENTS SURROUND MCBRIDE'S HOUSE;
SHE ACCUSES HIM OF BEING A CULT LEADER Tampa, FL - (GIN) - Forty-seven special agents working for former Attorney General Janet Reno surrounded her primary opponent's house and Reno accused him of being a cult leader. "It has come to my attention that Bill McBride is the leader of the Ranch Dressingians," Reno declared at a press conference as McBride placed frantic calls to the police. "They worship kumquats and preach that sex belongs in the back seats of cars, and they pray with the menu from McDonald's," Reno said. McBride failed to get help from the police as they were all occupied with the three suspected terrorists caught driving while driving. Reno said that should negotiations fail, her agents would have to firebomb McBride's house. "And I'm willing to do that," Reno said, "because that's governoresque." |
