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RENO VOLUNTEERS TO END IDAHO STAND-OFF Steps Up Alleged Campaign For Florida Governor Bob Fontneau & Gilbert Hurricane Miami, FL - (GNS) - Former Attorney General and non-candidate candidate for Florida Governor Janet Reno offered to help remove the armed children from the house in Idaho where they are holding off local law enforcement authorities. "All you need is a guy with a machine gun covered head to toe with kevlar and you can go right in and snatch those pesky kids outta there like we did with that little Cuban fella, " said the allegedly gender-conflicted former Clinton cabinet member. "If that doesn't do it, just try a few smoke bombs like we used down in Texas on those Branch Davidians. It's messy, but it works," she said. When asked if she had heard from the former president since he was presumed missing and declared not newsworthy last month, Reno said, "If you're asking if he has been with me, I will tell you I have never had sex with that man." |
