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RAMSEYS SUE MCVEIGH FOR THEFT OF TV COVERAGE Denver, CO - (GNS) - The parents of Jon Benet Ramsey announced they are suing Timothy McVeigh and his attorneys for stealing the TV coverage they worked hard for over the last four years. "This is a tragedy," Mr. Ramsey said. McVeigh's attorneys argued that the disruption in the "seemingly endless coverage" of the Jon Benet case will be over in less than twenty-four hours, but the Ramsey's attorneys argued that "the damage has already been done." Legal scholars around the country, tired of discussing both cases, weighed in. "What's at stake here is whether or not someone is guaranteed coverage," said law professor and defense attorney Alan Dershowitz. "Neither the Constitution nor the Talmud is clear on this." "Shit, I don't know," said defense attorney and talking head Gerry Spence, quoting the title of his latest book. Geraldo Rivera and Larry King have reportedly promised to return to massive coverage of the Jon Benet case "the moment McVeigh is pronounced dead." A thorough investigation and examination of the largest robbery in American history, the theft of utilities and electric energy and gas may be covered "someday", said Tim Russert, "but it's not likely." Pseudo-hip CNN "newsguy" Jeff Greenfield agreed. "Twenty years of schoolin' an' they put you on the day shift," he said. |
