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QUEEN MOTHER DIES English Worker Bees Disoriented London, England - (GIN) - The English Empire was thrown into disarray this week when the Queen Mother died. "It's bloody awful," was the consensus of opinion, according to teary-eyed Harold Halworthtonshireby, Minister of Consensus Of Opinion, at 9 Downing Street. "She represented all that was great and good and kind and wonderful and inspiring and other words like that," he said, between sobs. Workers throughout the nation bumped into each other, having no direction home, a complete unknown, "almost like Keith Richards on heroin," said Halworthtonshireby, between gasps. "This is such a blow. Such a blow. It's just such a blow. A real blow. It's... a blow," said Prime Minister Tony Blow, in what political allies and opponents alike cheered as one of his most eloquent speeches. "Never have so many more so... one," he added, before mumbling something about "fighting them on the beaches." "Never has one person's death meant so much," declared the Royal Archbishop of Canterbury, not referring to Jesus, even though it was Easter Sunday. |
