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PROTESTER SLAIN; WORLD RECONSIDERS DESTRUCTIVE ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES Genoa, Italy - (GIN) - Upon hearing of the death of a slain protester, world leaders hugged, vowed to do better, and signed all kinds of accords that require polluters in every nation to clean up or pay the price. Corporate polluters blamed trigger-happy Italian police for the damaging turnaround. "Now I guess we'll have to clean up, at least for awhile," said Dick Sludge, CEO of Shitinthewater Industries. |