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PERU SAYS DOWNING MISSIONARY PLANE WAS "RIGHTEOUS SHOOT" Lima, Peru - (GIP) - Declaring that "religion is the opiate of the masses," Peru’s Drug Czar Jose Cartel said that Peru’s anti-drug air patrol did the right thing shooting down the small plane carrying Evangelical Missionaries across Peru. "We don’t want no drugs here," Cartel said. "Nada." He added that his men were suspicious rightaway when the CIA told them to hold back. "The CIA, you know, they smuggle drugs. Who can trust them?" Cartel asked. He said his soldier’s suspicions increased when the plane would not submit. "If they were missionaries, they should have assumed the position. We’re on top, they’re below. They flew away, showing their tail. What were we to think?" he continued. He said the Peruvian Air Force would continue to patrol the skies diligently. And he said they have a cute saying in his country, as all foreign countries do. Roughly translated, he said, it was "You can give Coke to a Llama, but if you want our skies, you must pry them from our cold dead hands, even if the Llama does not drink the water." |
