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PASTA FUTURES UNCERTAIN
Naples, Italy - (GIN) - Fall-out from the violence in Genoa has threatened Pasta futures, according to PastaWatch Director Leonardo Carbohidrati. "People see violence on TV, they don't feel like eating pasta," he said. "They go straight to the ice cream." Carbohidrati said the outlook will improve only when the images of violence in Genoa are replaced by the images of violence elsewhere. "If we're lucky, something will happen while Bush is in Kosovo," he said. |
