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BUSH CHARGES NEW YORK TIMES WITH SPOILING THINGS
Election Report Reopens Wounds GOP Leader Wants Closed Vandenburg, CA - (GIN) - President Bush accused the New York Times with preventing the nation from moving forward, "toward that way", by continuing to dwell on the questionable election results in Florida. "You know, that's the past, and I'm about moving there, to, uh, they should let it go, so we move toward that way, all of us, Mexicans too, and maybe fetuses, we'll see, to the future, the unspoiled future, protected by missile shields, with medicare, you walk in, it'll only cost you a dollar, but the New York Times, they're spoilin' it. Let's get futureable." Bush told a group of rocket scientists at Vandenburg Air Force Base. The Times reported that many of the overseas ballots cast in Florida were not legal under Florida law, but that a campaign by GOP activists Dick Armey and Joe Lieberman pressured Florida officials into counting the ballots anyway. Vice President Cheney, taking a page from the Spiro Agnew playbook, took a more direct attack. "There are those nattering nabobs of negativism that will always go around challenging this and questioning that and studying this and reporting that and looking for the facts here and undoing the spin there, but did any of them ever find oil?" Cheney said. Culture Czar Bill Bennett interrupted his photo op with GOP leaders fighting campaign finance reform and a patient's bill of rights to speak to the press. "We're trying to heal and they just throw this in our face. It's Hollywood. It's Rap music," he said. "It's disappointing," Bush said. "In every election there's a winner and a loser. But I'm President anyway," he said. |
