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U.S. OPPOSES OLYMPICS IN CUBA, FAVORS CHINA
New York City, NY - (GPS) - Undersecretary of Silly Putty Ingraham Magoo announced yesterday the U.S. will strongly oppose locating the 2008 Summer Olympics in Cuba, but will endorse its location in China. "Cuba's record of human rights violations stands in the way of our supporting the Olympics there," Magoo said. "China, on the other hand, has a huge potential market." Vice President Cheney spoke in favor of the Administration decision. "Cuba bad, China good," Cheney said, clutching his chest. |
