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NIKE RECALLS ENFORCED CHILD LABOR MODEL RUNNING SHOE
Seattle, WA - (GNS) - Nike announced a recall of its Enforced Child Labor Running Shoe yesterday. Thousands of pairs of the shoe have already been shipped. "The shoe is morally defective," Nike CEO Harmon Blather explained at a press conference. "We discovered in tests that people wearing the shoe suddenly have concerns about the pain and suffering of the young children who are forced to make the shoe for low wages in harsh conditions. It makes it difficult for the wearer to compete, to race, to win, to have fun." Blather said the problem was located in the soul of the shoe. "If we re-do the soul, we'll be okay." Plans to adjust the soul and re-ship the shoes are underway, he said. |
