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MILAN MAYOR QUITS
All He Can Say Is "Sorry".
U. Ndead Hippy
Roving Correspondent
Milan, Italy - (BPN)
- Within hours of the horrible plane crash into the Pirelli building in downtown Milan, the mayor resigned after a startling scandal was revealed.
     Apparently the Mayor of Milan, Gabriel Albertini, was trying to become the "Mayor Rudolph Giuliani of Italy". It was discovered that he was the cousin of the ailing man who flew the plane into the Pirelli building.
     Sources confirm Albertini planned to have the structure collapse and he would coordinate the rescue effort. But, he didn't have enough money to pay for a jumbo jet so he settled for his cousin's smaller plane.
     When questioned by reporters at Parkerelli Center, the police headquarters in Milan, Albertini just said "sorry" (in Italian of course.)
     Instead of fame, fortune and the fulfillment of his political asperations, it appeared to most observers like prison bars for Mayor Albertini.