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SYRIANS, IRAQIS, SAUDI ARABIANS VOLUNTEER TO MONITOR MIDEAST TRUCE C-4 Oasis - (GNS) - In response to US Secretary of Something Colin Powell's call for foreign countries to monitor the fragile Mideast truce, representatives of the governments of Syria, Iraq and Saudi Arabia have volunteered their forces to serve as "observers". "No one wants peace here more than we do," said Saudi Arabian Minister of Terrorism, Counter-Terrorism & High Oil Prices Ahmed Ahmed. "We want peace here more than you do," declared Iraqi Minister of Hidden Poison Gas Saddamn Saddman Saddamn. "No, we do, we do!" shouted Syrian Minister of Getting Everyone To Forget Syria's Invasion of Lebanon Ali Ali Ali. "We care more about peace than anyone, and if you disagree we'll kill you. Remember, the Pope visited us, not you," he said. Powell said he was sure President Bush would agree to these three countries sending troops to monitor the truce. "This administration believes in the fox guarding the henhouse. It's the cornerstone of our environmental and energy policies, and with this proposal from our Gulf War allies and enemy, it can be a cornerstone of our foreign policy. "Oy," said Israeli Minister of Saying Oy Yehudi ben Yehudi. |
