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KAY GRAHAM EULOGIZED
She Never Did Get Her Tit Caught In A Ringer Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - Katherine Graham, former owner and publisher of the Washington Post was actually eulogized by Henry Kissinger today at her funeral. Kissinger, who is seeking to avoid charges he is a war criminal, worked at rehabilitating his image by announcing "I'm very glad Kay never got her tit caught in a ringer. That was John's idea." Former Attorney General and convicted Watergate conspirator John Mitchell had warned Post reporters that if they pursued the investigation, Graham would "get her tit caught in a ringer." What kind of ringer was never explained. |
