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ALABAMA JUDGE RULES KKK MAN MENTALLY INCOMPETENT
Alleged Bomber Won't Stand Trial Bumfuck, Alabama - (GIN) - As if joining the Ku Klux Klan and bombing young girls in a church was a mentally competent thing to do in the first place, Alabama Judge Julius Streicher ruled today that former KKK member Billy-Bob-Joe-Frank "Bubba" Puke won't have to stand trial because he is "mentally incompetent". "A competent person just wouldn't do this sort of thing," Streicher said. Attorney's for the girl's families said it is the first time they can remember that the crime is the defense for not being able to be tried for the crime. "It's Alabama, Jake," was all attorney Jack Nicholson could say. |
