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ISRAEL COMPLETES VENEZUELAN WITHDRAWAL
Out Before US Or UN Can Make A Peep South American Correspondent - After taking the world by surprise by taking over the South American nation of Venezuela, Israel again took the world by surprise, withdrawing all their troops before either the United States or the United Nations could issue a condemnation and call for their withdrawal. "This was an operation, not an occupation," Israeli spokesperson Ari ben Bibi reminded reporters gathered outside La Parada, a South American restaurant untouched so far by Palestinian bombers in downtown Tel Aviv. "We came, we saw, we conquered. We left. Like we said previously, this was just a morale-building exercise, nothing more. And we are good for our word. Mr. Chavez can have his office back, and return to organizing the migrant farm workers," he continued. When asked what was next for Israel's military, ben Bibi turned very somber. "We had more in mind to fill your 24-hour news needs, but now that Robert Blake has been arrested for his wife's murder, it will be more d ifficult for Mideast events to get coverage." |
