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HOFFA WANTS ANWR DUG UP He Believes His Dad Is Buried There Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - James Hoffa, president of the powerful Teamsters Union and son of the late and still missing Jimmy Hoffa, spoke out Sunday in favor of President Bush's proposal to drill for oil in Alaska. Although he told the press he supported the president because America needs that oil in order to free itself from the evil clutches of Saddam Hussein, The Fictional Times has learned Hoffa has an ulterior agenda. Satellite infrared photos commissioned by the Teamsters show what appears to be a skeleton buried in the wilderness reserve. "That's Jimmy," said one source. "I know. That's where we put him." Environmentalists, upset with Hoffa for siding with Bush on this issue, pointed out the ulterior agenda theory must be accurate. "Everyone knows the oil we get from Alaska now is shipped to Japan. If we wanted to, we could ship ourselves current supplies and raise the SUV miles per gallon by three and we wouldn't need new oil," said an environmentalist who wished to remain anonymous. "Hey, I don't want to end up buried in Alaska, you know?" he said. |
