An independent product of Gary Gordon Productions
[Visit The Gary Gordon Band; Get info on Gary's CDs]
America's Only E-Paper That Comes Out Every 5 or 11 Days!!
TAKE ME TO The Fictional Times!
Established April 17, 2001

MAKE A DONATION
TO SUPPORT THE FICTIONAL TIMES!

Hi. If you like The Fictional Times,
please consider making a donation.
Thanks.
--Gary Gordon, Publisher, Editor, Stuff


CBS COUNTERS WITH NEW NEW GAME SHOW: WHO WANTS TO BE FBI CHIEF LOUIS FREEH FOR A DAY?
by Fictional Times Correspondents
Gilbert Hurricane & Phil Boogie

Hollywood, CA - (GNS) - Quickly counterprogramming ABC's latest TV offerings, CBS announced a new game show that will also debut in the fall.
     It's called Who Wants To FBI Chief Louis Freeh For A Day?
     "The idea is simple. Contestants will be thrown into situations like Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Atlanta Olympic park bombing, McVeigh-gate, Wen Ho Lee's falsely alleged spying, the fires at Los Alamos, and more. And people who are on your team will actually be spying for the Russ-- the other side," said Bill Neilson, Director of the Office of Programming Geniusi.
     "And of course there's the Congressional Hearings Lightning Round," Neilson said.
     The show will take place in secret locations all around the world.
     Neilson said they're negotiating with David Letterman to host, but the real Louis Freeh is also rumored to be in the running.