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FLORIDA ELECTION REPORT: IT WAS FUCKED UP Tallahassee, FL - (GNS) - The final draft report of the Florida Civil Rights Commission presented today concluded voting in Florida in the 2000 presidential election was fucked up. The state, governed by Jeb Bush and Secretary of State Katherine "The Fox" Harris, failed to prevent discrimination against minority voters, thus depriving thousands of minority voters of their right to vote, the report said. Two dissenting commissioners argued voting was just a mess, but not that fucked up. "Jeb Bush would not do that. He's the good brother," one of the commissioners argued. The report is scheduled to be misfiled and reviewed again in 2005, after the 2004 elections. |
