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FBI BOMBS CASE McVeigh To Be Shot While Transported To New Cell Terre Haute, IN - (GNS) - Following the revelation the FBI screwed up again, government sources announced non-Arab terrorist bomber and decorated Gulf War veteran Timothy "First Offense" McVeigh will be shot by an irate strip club owner while being transported to a new cell. "It's a tried and true method of execution, and doesn't require volumes of paperwork," informed sources said. "And it allows for maxiumum plausible deniability," sources said. "I know nothing," said acting FBI director Sergeant Schultz. The government last used this scenario to kill non-Arab fall-guy Lee Harvey Oswald. Finding an irate strip club owner in Terre Haute may be difficult, sources conceded. "We may have to get someone from the Columbia Music Club," he said. |
