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EUROPE EXCITED ABOUT UPCOMING ECONOMIC UNION by Robert Fontneau Fictional Times European Reporter & Analyst Dunkirk, France - (GIN) - Representatives of European nations meeting here in this lovely, seaside community with its significant history and picaresque ruin-studded beaches continued their plans for a United Europe, due to take effect next year. British representative Namby Chamberlain said the majority of Europeans are very excited about the union. "This is something that has been in the works for a long time," Chamberlain said. "If it hadn't been for American interference, Europe would have been united more than fifty years ago." "We are tres excited," gushed Vichy Maginot, the French Attache to the new union. "We do not even have to surrender this time." German officials are especially enthusiastic about the union, which appears to accomplish what several military attempts failed to do. "We look forward to our friends and allies throughout Europe joining us in this great venture," said German Obersturmbahnfuhrer Heinrich Streicher Eichmann, "and we anticipate a long and lasting Reich--er, relationship." Some German officials had some concerns about the startling number of Jews and other ethnic minorities among the populations of their European neighbors, but felt that it posed no stumbling block to the union. "We have found solutions to that problem before, haven't we?" said Eichmann. Long a dream of several European countries, especially Germany, plans to unify Europe began in earnest when the Berlin Wall was removed and stored for future use by Germany "should the need arise," said Eichmann. |
