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DRUG-CRAZED CALIFORNIANS DISTRIBUTE FREE POT Bush Calls For Free Screenings of "Reefer Madness"; Daughter Jenna Will Hit Lecture Circuit Sanna Cruise, CA - (GNS) - Mayor Tommy Chong, City Councilmembers, and members of Doctors For Dope and the Firesign Theatre Fan Club gathered yesterday on the steps of the City Hall & Bong Emporium to give away marijuana. "Hey man, like, you know," Mayor Chong said. Thousands of citizens suffering from pre-war anxiety showed up to receive the medical marijuana. "Hey man, like, you know," one said as he lit up a doobie. President George W. "Narc" Bush responded to the giveaway immediately, if not sooner. "We must expand the drug war," he said, using his favorite word, "war". Bush ordered free screenings of the anti-marijuana movie "Reefer Madness", produced by the FBI and SAG during the patriotic, anti-Red 1950s. "'Reefer Madness'" is the most effective tool we have," Bush said. "It's a movie, and people watch those. Hell, when I saw it, I was so scared it drove me to drink. That's how good it is," Bush said. Bush said his daughter Jenna will begin a lecture tour speaking out against the evils of "pot". "I'm proud of her. She's had her troubles. This will be a hectic tour. She'll probably have to take speed. But it's worth it," he said. "Hey man, like, you know," Jenna said. |
