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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. GUNNED DOWN BY PERUVIAN DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENTS Culver City, CA - (GGN) - - Actor Robert Downey Jr. was gunned down yesterday by undercover Drug Enforcement agents of the government of Peru on the sidewalk outside Sony Studios. The Peruvian DEA agents are part of an undercover operation to search out and destroy Cocaine users in the United States. This is part of the agent-exchange program, confirmed a Pentagon official who wished not to be identified. "We send our military, overtly and covertly, into their country to seek out growers and dealers, they send agents here to seek out users," the official said. "This is what’s known in military parlance as a pincer movement. In baseball it would be a squeeze play," the official explained. Downey, in trouble with the law ever since Cocaine was outlawed, apparently was the PDEA target. "It’s like Rock Hudson having AIDS," U.S. Drug Czar Jack Webb said. "An actor with a high profile getting hit by a death squad for doing Coke, well, that’s going to send a message." Upon learning of his death, Downey was fired from his recurring role on Ally McBeal. |
