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CROCODILE TEARS FOUND IN ITALY
Outskirts of Genoa, Italy - (GIN) - Archaeologists specializing in studying recent events announced the discovery of Crocodile tears in Italy, near the recently riot-torn city of Genoa.
     "We've been working here for weeks," Dr. Sean Hook, professor of Forensic Archaeology at Wyoming State University said.
     "Not a thing, til after that protester was killed. Then, Crocodile tears all over the place," he said.
     He said he named them "The G8 Tears."
     Hook said it will take months, maybe years, to explain the find, but he hoped to have at least a few of them ready to display "for the next G8 summit."