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LIE DECTECTORS INSTALLED IN EVERY SEAT IN CONGRESS Washington, D.C. - (GNS) - Lie detectors will be installed at every seat on the floor of the Senate and House, Secretary of Squiggly Lines Magoono Magoo announced yesterday. The installation will occur within a month, he said. "When they're in place, every time a senator or congressman says anything, pow, we'll know right away whether there's a small squiggly line or there's a line that just goes all over the place, you know, like in the movies," Magoo said. "People expect politicians to lie. This way we'll know for sure," he said. |
