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CONDIT SEEN IN GENOA WITH HOOKER, FLIGHT ATTENDANT, NUN AND INTERN
Dillard, GA - (GIN) - Beleagured Congressman Gary Condit was spotted in Genoa over the weekend with a hooker, a flight attendant, a Nun and an intern, according to ConditWatch Director Allard Pugh.
     "He got off the plane with the flight attendant, picked up the hooker at the hotel, took them along with him to confession and left with them and a Nun, then met an intern near the palace," Pugh said.
     "After they returned to his hotel room he gave them all commemorative watches," Pugh said.
     Washington D.C. police would not confirm or deny the report.
     Condit's supporters pointed out at least he did go to confession.
     Critics of the congressman alledge the Nun was not a real Nun.