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COLORADO CREATES DEPARTMENT OF ESTRANGED SPOUSE LETTERS Denver, CO - (GNS) - Reeling from the news that one of its own park rangers started the worst fire in the state's history by burning a letter from an estranged spouse, the Colorado state legislature passed a bill yesterday which created a special Department of Estranged Spouse Letters, and is considering outlawing letters from estranged spouses altogether. The Department will screen all mail to determine if it was written by an estranged spouse. "It's not enough we've got Al Qaedas running around, now we've got to watch out for people who aren't even divorced," Fetterman said. |
