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CIA DENIES EVERYTHING, BLAMES PERU Maybe Langly, VA., Maybe Not Langly, VA. - (GIN) -CIA Director Jon Lovitz denied everything at a news conference today, including any involvement in the downing of the Missionary plane over Peru. "We weren't there," Lovitz said. "We're not even in South America. We never were in South America. We had nothing to do with the overthrow of Allende in Chile. We weren't involved in anything in Central America, either. Not even the overthrow of Arbenz in Guatemala in 1954," he said. "Drug war? What drug war?" he asked. "And we were never in the mid-East. That's just a lie. We had nothing to do with ousting Mossadegah in '54 and replacing him with the Shah of Iran. And we were never in Vietnam, or Cambodia, or Laos," he added. "As a matter of fact, we don't even exist," Lovitz declared. "So you can forget about that Kennedy assassination stuff, too," he added. Lovitz insisted Peru is to blame for everything. |
