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CHIRAC PROPOSES TWO-PRONGED APPROACH TO IRAQ
French Leader Warns "The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same"
Paree, France - (GIN)
- French Prime Minister or President Jack Chirac joined the international argument about Iraq, calling for a two-pronged approach.
     "Prong number one is to try to deal with them as if they can be trusted, as if they genuinely want to be part of the peace-loving international community," he said.
     "Prong number two," he continued, "is to let them overrun your country, seize your capitol, steal your artwork and march your Jews, Gypsies and Gays off to death camps, and then hope the United States will do something about it."
     "It worked the last time," Chirac said.