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RUMSFELD, HUSSEIN "ACCIDENTALLY MEET" IN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION Secretary of War Was Looking For Vice President Cheney Bonanza, VA - (GNS) - In what could prove to be a bonanza for conspiracy buffs, Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld met "accidentally" with former Iraqi Dictator and international fugitive Saddam Hussein in an undisclosed location, according to Rumsfeld's aide, William Casey. "The Secretary was looking for the Vice President in what we call Undisclosed Location Number Nine and ran into Saddam Hussein," Casey said. "Having met before, when Saddam was a U.S. ally against Iran, they shook hands. It was reflex action," Casey said. Casey said a brief conversation ensued, and related what was said: Rumsfeld: We've been looking for you. Saddam: They told me to wait here. Rumsfeld: Who? Saddam: Yes, Who. Rumsfeld: I'm asking who told you to wait here." Saddam: And I'm telling you who told me to wait here. Rumsfeld: Who? Saddam: Yes, Who. Rumsfeld: What's the person's name? Saddam: What's with Cheney. Rumsfeld: What's with Cheney? Saddam: I don't know. Rumsfeld: Third base. Conspiracy theorists have suggested that the Iraq War was rigged in order to gain control of the oil and that Saddam was actually a willing accomplice who has really always been an ally of the U.S. "I think the fact that Hussein is hiding in the same complex of undisclosed locations as Cheney helps make the case," said Oliver Duh, a longtime conspiracy proponent. Rumsfeld said the event never took place and explained the photo was fake. "Either that, or that's one of our Hussein impersonators, whichever story you'll run with," he said. Cheney could not be found for comment. |
