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CHENEY, RUMSFELD PONDER ATTACK ON ENGLAND "We Never Did Get Payback For Their Attack On Washington" Veep Says by L.A.Table FT Special Correspondent Bunker Hill, MA - (GNS) - Citing frustration with Congress over a desired war on Iraq, Vice President Cheney called for a war on England yesterday in his talk to American Veterans of Granada Invasion. "The time has come to end the mortal threat posed by the sleeping mini-giant that is England, a.k.a. Great Britain," Cheney declared. "They attacked our Capitol and have yet to pay for it," he said. In a separate speech before the Washington D.C. Pentagon Press Corps, also known as "The Eleven A.M. Follies", Secretary of War Don Rumsfeld echoed Cheney. "The time has come to end the mortal threat posed by the sleeping mini-giant that is England, a.k.a. Great Britain," Rumsfeld declared. Secretary of State Colin Powell dismissed the speeches as "the frustrated rhetoric of old men willing to send young men off to die." Presidential Press Secretary Ari Fishcan said the president is reviewing the matter. |
