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CHANDRA LOOK-ALIKE PAGENT CALLED "BAD TASTE"
CBS Yanks Stern Show Episode
New York, NY - (GNS) - CBS yanked Howard Stern's Chandra look-alike pagent over the weekend, calling it "bad taste".
     "The episode will not air," said CBS Bad Taste Director Rex Tongue.
     "It's one thing to have farts and breasts and dwarfs, it's another to, um, well, we thought it was in bad taste," he said.
     Stern said he wanted to hold the pagent to demonstrate "interns are a dime a dozen."
     "And one of them was the real Chandra Levy," he said.
     Fox is reportedly in negotiations to buy the yanked show from CBS.
     "We'll air anything," said Fox CEO Harvey Crap.