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CANADIANS FLEE CANADA,
SEARCH FOR WORK IN GUATEMALA

Niagara Falls, Canada - (UGN) - Dozens of refugees swarmed out of Canada, fleeing toward Guatemala where they heard Canadian Bacon factories were being built by the Government.
     Guatemalan officials denied these factories were under construction.
     FTAA Border Patrol officers stood ready at the border to deny entrance to any Canadian.
     U.N. officials have agreed to send a team of Canadian Bacon monitors into Guatemala to make sure there are no factories there.
     Analysts are the Free Trade Refugee Institute in Clarksdale, Mississippi said this kind of thing can be expected to happen more and more.