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BUSH SCRAMBLES TO REMIND AN INCREASINGLY SKEPTICAL PUBLIC THAT HE'S POPULAR Polls Show People Don't Like Him As Much As They Used To Uptheriver, TX - (GNS) - President Bush increased his efforts to convince Americans he is popular by saying over and over again in his Saturday radio address to the American people, "I am popular, I am popular." The veracity of his claims have come into question and drawn scrutiny because of the lies he told about the U.S. invasion of Iraq and the reasons behind it. Americans, especially those who have read Michael Moore's new book, "Dude, Where's My Country?", have grown increasingly restless and dubious, doubtful that Bush has ever told the truth. "We don' like Saddam, but that sonny boy Bush has told some whoppers," said Tex Roadkill, a hardware store owner in Lubbock, Texas. "I'm beginnin' to think it's the stupidity, stupid," said Tex Cattledrive, a pick-up truck mechanic in Abilene, Kansas. "I wouldn'a minded so much if'n he'd lied about sex 'n the like, but lyin' 'bout war, that's whatcha call unconscionable," said Mrs. Tex Beaufont of Dallas, Texas. Bush aides said Bush has never lied and won't do it again. Aides said his $87 million dollar campaign chest "will buy alot of belief between now and November 2004." "Look for voting machine problems in the close states," one aide said. "It could be we've already won, popular or not." |
