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TAPE OF BUSH PROMISING MORE JOBS IS SUSPECT Experts Suggest It's A Fraud Vera City, VA - (GNS) - The authenticity of an audio tape on which President Bush is heard promising to create jobs has been called into question by numerous scholars, law enforcement and Homeland Security officials. "To put it bluntly, we don't think it's him," said Roger Sagacity of the Homeland Security Dept. Professor Null Void and Forensic Scientist Anita Schema of the University of Virginia agreed. On the tape, a voice "that sounds like Bush" is heard promising the creation of more jobs, Schema said. "Although he doesn't acknowledge that 2.5 million jobs have been lost in the manufacturing sector since he took office, he does say 'there is a problem in manufacturing'," Schema said. "He goes on to say 'there should be a level playing field' with trading partners around the world," she said. "The voice is close, but the content is farfetched," Sagacity said. "It'd be like Hussein saying he didn't build any palaces, or Bin Laden saying he wasn't from Saudi Arabia. It doesn't wash." Void studied both the audio tape and a related video tape. "There's sound on the video, but you can't see his lips move. It suggests it was dubbed, and not very well," Void said. But Null agreed with Sagacity. "Even if the voice was perfect and the video tape was well done, the content gives it away. It's fake," he said. |
