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BUSH SPENDS QUALITY TIME WITH FAMILY, DISCUSSES NORTH KOREA, ALCOHOL, AND EUROPE
Bumfuck, TX - (GNS) - President Bush kicked back with his family to spend some quality time between posing as an environmentalist and preparing for his first trip to Europe since he was boozed out of his mind.
     His father, George "Senior" was there, along with Mom Barbara, his wife, you know, their two daughters, Barbara and Jenna, and cabinet members Condolezza Rice and Donald Rumsfeld.
     Aides said the family spent about an hour discussing alcohol consumption, watching film clips of John Tower and Ted Kennedy, then George "Senior" said, "Son, think about North Korea. Do you really want to go toe to toe with them? Remember, we've got family assets in China."
     Aides said the president responded with an argument, saying he didn't want to be seen as a molly-coddler or a pussy-footer. But then he calmed down and mumbled, "Okay, Dad."
     Aides said Barbara and Jenna were thoroughly engaged in the discussion about North Korea, and volunteered to organize a baseball game between a Texas team and a North Korean team.
     "We'll make sure there's dogs and beer and peanuts and beer and everything," Jenna reportedly said.
     "I don't think the North Koreans play baseball," Rice said.
     "Then we'll win," said Barbara.
     When the conversation shifted to Europe and the multitude of disagreements Euorpean leaders have with the Bush administration, the president asked Barbara and Jenna to leave the room.
     "Okay, but can we go to France and drink wine?" Jenna asked on her way out.
     After the children left, adult language was used to describe some of the European leaders and their positions.
     Within fifteen minutes the president lost interest and the conversation shifted to discussing different kinds of bar b que sauce.