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BUSH VISITS NYC, CALLS FOR REMOVAL OF TRADE RESTRICTIONS, U.N. SANCTIONS
New York City, NY - (GPS) - Adding New York City to his list of visits to foreign countries, President Bush was warmly greeted with his call for an end to U.S. trade restrictions and U.N. sanctions.
     "The time has come to heal the future and remember friends don't blow up each other, they blow up other people," Bush said, in what may have been his longest sentence since taking office.
     Bush said New York City has made progress in the area of human rights, despite the activities of its police department in regard to minorities, and that it is time to lift the restrictions and sanctions that have historically prevented New York City from being like the rest of the world.
     "Let's remember, restrictions and sanctions have reasons of their own, and sometimes those reasons, you know, aren't applicationable," he said.
     Efforts to remind Bush that New York City was part of the United States were unsuccessful.