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BUSH PUSHES WHITE HOUSE LAWN BASEBALL AND MISSILE DEFENSE SHIELD FOR 2ND HUNDRED DAYS
Washington D.C. - (GPI) -President George W. Bush declared today "the backyard is big enough for baseball, and you wouldn't want little leaguers killed by missiles launched by rogue nations," at a lunch for a bipartisan group of conservative and right-wing Republicans. "That's just not the way we want our kids to die," he said. "We're going to-- one-point-six is uh-- they can play ball-- defend Taiwan-- restore civility-- spend this money on this missile, uh, missile defense-- shield-- rogue nations," Bush said. "Free trade, Alaska, fetus," he added. |
